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dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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Jul 23 @ 8:27am + 253,017 notes + Reblog via + original
Jul 23 @ 8:27am + 9,752 notes + Reblog via + original

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

Jul 23 @ 8:26am + 268,164 notes + Reblog via + original

oeilvert:

hanji and levi hanging out

hanji: dam this feels awkward
levi: yea
hanji: i have an idea
*pulls out a cardboard cut of erwin*
levi: much better

Jul 23 @ 8:25am + 410 notes + Reblog via + original

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

Jul 23 @ 8:25am + 542,815 notes + Reblog via + original

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

Jul 23 @ 8:23am + 328,130 notes + Reblog via + original

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

Jul 23 @ 8:22am + 194,126 notes + Reblog via + original
yummytomatoes:

i know nothing about this anime sept i like his hair

yummytomatoes:

i know nothing about this anime sept i like his hair

Jul 23 @ 8:21am + 4,670 notes + Reblog via + original
Jul 23 @ 8:21am + 20,171 notes + Reblog via + original

Birthmarked

Jul 22 @ 7:37pm + 3,683 notes + Reblog via + original

gekkokurage:

when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay

right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that

so ofc because he was proud he sparkled

when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”

i cried for twenty minutes straight

i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence

Jul 22 @ 7:35pm + 28,438 notes + Reblog via + original

tylenold:

people who snap fingers at waiters are the people u need to throw into an active volcano

Jul 22 @ 7:32pm + 186,707 notes + Reblog via + original

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

Jul 22 @ 7:32pm + 442,105 notes + Reblog via + original
Jul 22 @ 7:32pm + 361,525 notes + Reblog via + original

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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Jul 22 @ 7:25pm + 29,074 notes + Reblog via + original